Thursday, December 1, 2011

What Are You Going to Do Next?



Yes, we got a hot tip from Phil Simms about a little resort in Florida built by a guy named Walt Disney. You might know him as the director of the 1928 animated short film, "Steamboat Willie." We're sneaking out of town today and coming back Monday. If you need to contact us, send a telegram to us care of the Contemporary Resort.

The hotel seems to be quite futuristic. In addition to a monorail that runs through the building, the staff also offer jet packs in both adult and kid sizes, to make traveling to and from the various attractions much more exciting.

Owen is excited for something called "Space Mountain," which he assures me will be both exciting and educational. Amelia is so looking forward to Cinderella's Castle, where perhaps we'll sit a spell and drink some tea and eat some scones.

We also plan to visit something called the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow, or "Epcot." I believe this is where we will refuel our jet packs, and obtain powdered astronaut food.

Finally, our best chums have suggested we fly on over to the Animal Kingdom, where we'll be subject to the whims and vagaries of beast and fowl alike.

Cheerio!

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